Menopause Thermal Energy System Development. Could Menopause Be The Savior For The Environment?
The research communities are buzzing from electrifying new developments regarding technology which could capture Hot Flash thermal energy from menopausal women. Laboratory testing has suggested that women will soon be able to be fitted with a device identified as a COEGR (Cyclical Organic Electricity Grid Refueler) that can draw out the thermal energy within a Hot Flash and storehouse it for use on battery power devices, or be transferred as electrical thermal energy into the power system which can then be sold to the electrical consortia.
The human thermal energy system could someday become known as one of the greatest Green Feats ever.
The scientific community is urgently studying the theory of capturing thermal energy formulated by the natural percolation of women in menopause into a potential sustainable energy source. Does it surprise you at all that it would be the collective effors of women who eventually step up to the plate and save us all? Because they’re going to inherit it anyways, they may as well fix it in the meantime. Our studies of population trends tell us that there is no better time for a thermal energy program like this. The existing mass of Hot Flash percolating power shall and will be domesticated to satisfy our thermal energy needs. Personal thermal energy might just turn into the Green Feat technology that saves us all.
The capture of this environmentally friendly thermal energy system could tip the scale of power on a global basis, on a level that we have never seen before. The evidence that women have all the power will be even more apparent, plus they’ll also BE the power, as well as guarantee their positions as guardians of nature - Womankind. The popularity of 40-something females, will rise massivly and they will naturally take charge of the planet once and for all.
The day will arrive in the not too distant future, men with their cellphones, PDA’s and iPhones, and kids with their Nintendo Wii’s and iPods will bow in the presence of the Hot Flash woman for the gift of their “green” thermal energy. The “glow” of a woman’s hot flash in menopause will adapt from the terror it instills in the population at large presently, to one of reverence as we will all know, the reality that she not only gives Life to all, she is also the provider of Power for our darling family and also to his cherished “Crackberry”.
Imagine a day when you’ll be able to plug a PDA into a COEGR thermal energy collector and charge your battery! Women in menopause will easily become the most fashionable and coveted souls around,(though they already are…) Power hungry mortals will look for them in the malls, as they assume their rightful place in society as the all-important providers of life AND thermal power to a hungry planet! Shopping Malls could run the lights for their entire facility from the thermal energy of their female shoppers! Ladies, can you say BARTER? What a bartering proposition, “You give me light, I give you a price reduction.
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